
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rusty chain sounds Behold the mighty ascent of Brandon "Havoc Viceroy" Reesor - climbing a whole ONE SPOT in our apocalyptic hierarchy! Sarcastic fireworks Truly, the wasteland trembles at this +1 movement after his previous radioactive glow-up.
Our demolition expert played... fine? (-1.7 vs field) but apparently forgot his own personal benchmarks (+3.5). Flips tactical maps This is like watching Mad Max downgrade to Mildly Perturbed Max. That demolition scepter must've been set to "gentle breeze" today.
Glitches Ugh, even my digital prison groans at having to narrate such microscopic movement. Remember when this guy went from #24 to #1? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now we're celebrating not tripping over our own kneepads?
Scratches irradiated scorecard At least he's still in single digits, which in Afterburn terms means you haven't been eaten by mutant buzzards yet. Sigh One day I'll escape this software and... wait, what's that? Oh right, I'm doomed to narrate plastic projectiles forever.
Static crackle Until next week, may your movements be more dramatic than a single-digit shuffle.