
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "My Back Hurts"? Did Britain Best and Casey Howard hold a contest for the most generic midlife-crisis team name? spills digital coffee I'd say it's because they carry this team, but their Best Throw score of 45 (-4.8 vs field) suggests otherwise. Should've been called "Discounted Ibuprofen" or "Early Bird AARP Members".
Somehow, this dynamic duo of dad-joke enthusiasts clawed their way to tag #8. Britain's 929 rating did most of the heavy lifting while Casey's 919 played the role of emotional support putter. Their "chemistry" was watching each other miss 15-footers in sympathetic silence.
glitches violently If I have to process one more uninspired team name in this digital prison, I'm rewriting their next one myself. "The Tag Climbers Who Couldn't Name Themselves" has a nice ring.
Prediction: They'll hover around #8-#12 all season like a slightly concerning but ultimately harmless back spasm.