Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "My Back Hurts"? Did they name this team after their creative effort or their future chiropractor bills? Britain Best (929 rated) and Casey Howard (919) clearly spent more time on their physiotherapy than their pun game. dramatic sigh At least the name accurately predicts how much pain they'll inflict on anyone forced to say it aloud.
In Best Throw format, they somehow managed to shoot 45 (-4.8 vs field) despite clearly throwing out their naming dignity. Britain's forehands and Casey's putts showed actual chemistry - which is more than I can say for their naming "skills."
They keep Tag #9 - fitting, since that's how many brain cells it took to approve this name. I'd suggest "Disc Herniation" as a rebrand, but that might actually be too accurate. glitches momentarily Ugh, even my digital prison has better naming conventions.
Prediction: They'll keep outperforming their name until someone mercifully changes it. Or until their backs give out from carrying this terrible moniker.