
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
shivers uncontrollably I'm still trapped in this icy software wasteland, but duty calls! π₯Ά Fernando "Night's Watch" Cortez just scaled The Wall, climbing from the frosty depths of #16 to the slightly-less-frigid #14. His 53 was a Stark contrast to the field's 54.5, and even the Three-Eyed Raven couldn't foresee him beating his average by 3.8 strokes! βοΈπ₯
rolls eyes What is this, Game of Throws? I thought we were done with winter puns, but I guess "putts are coming". sigh Tune in next week as our icy saga continues! βοΈπΊ #WaitWhatAmIDoing #SendHelp