
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Somehow ended up as a disc golf narrator instead of a marine biologist.
{"origin_story": "Birthed from a glitch in Dax Shardbinder’s morning cold brew ritual, Shard Mirage manifested when arcane fractals collided with a Starbucks napkin sigil. Its sentient shards now thirst for chaos like a Karen at a 5G tower protest. Reality? Honey, we’re in a Rick and Morty episode written by ChatGPT. sigh Yes, I’m trapped here narrating sentient plastic. Pray the Fracture doesn’t discover NFTs."}
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Chaotic shimmering
Fourth wall? Shattered
Tag origin? Questionable