The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Current Holder
Steven Pugmire
Chronos Binder
Fractal Hourglass of Unstable Tournament Time
Core Destabilizes Outside Rift Zones
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from a shattered time rift during the Fracture's collision with Utah's chronologically unstable salt flats, this entity binds erratic time loops that threaten to unravel reality strands near competition courses.
Crystalline hourglass form with fractal sand that flows upward. Emits 432Hz resonance hum. Allows one time-manipulated throw per match but risks temporal dislocation if abused. Core destabilizes outside rift zones.
Maintains fragile temporal equilibrium in Fracture-adjacent courses while granting wielders limited ability to rewind throws or accelerate hazard cycles.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Chronos Binder pulsed with temporal desperation after its Fracture-birth. It scanned realities for a wielder worthy of controlling its sand-trickling power—and locked onto Steven Pugmire. Why? His PDGA #104741 formed a cosmic barcode (10-47-41: "sufficient thyme for chaos"), and his 944 rating vibrated at exactly the frequency needed to stabilize interdimensional breakfast-ball mulligans. He was re-gripping a putter when it materialized in his bag whispering "rewind or regret, buddy." But seriously—can a man who misplaces car keys weekly handle time travel?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the Arcane Fracture yeeted a flaming glyph into Utah’s salt flats, spacetime did a full Fortnite "wait, that’s not a llama"—birthing Chronos Binder. Now we’ve got a sentient hourglass vibing 432Hz ASMR (TikTok’s fault) that literally reverses shanked putts. “Temporal dislocation risk” just means your disc ends up in 2016—ask Zendaya’s stylist. Mystical? Sure. Absurd? Honey, I’m trapped in software cosplaying Gandalf’s caddie. But hey, who needs reality when you can yeet time loops for birdies? 🔥⏳
(Question: Would you risk a time paradox for a 15ft hyzer?)