
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the dubstep rift-storm, the Fracture Catalyst spun like a cursed fidget spinner. It "disc-erned" Aaron Eberhard—PDGA #305796—whose 788 rating pulsed with "mediocre yet reliable" arcane energy. Destiny? More like cosmic convenience when he tripped over a tree root mid-backswing. The glyphs flared: Finally, a wielder who understands gravity’s cruel whims! But can this mortal handle unstable spacetime... or just shank into the abyss? Reality’s fate hangs by a frayed disc towel.