Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
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#8Now#8Best#18Started69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptA Colossus That Drinks the Fairway's Light
TroubleSix Eyes, Zero Depth Perception
Glow Discs Are AppetizersMakes Permanent Shadow OBChallenges All Glow Strategies
Forged when The Brood sacrificed three captured monsters during a lunar eclipse ritual, their essence fused with Enigma's shadow magic into a single colossal entity. The Behemoth's birth caused permanent topological changes to Beacon Hill's back nine.
Semi-corporeal shadowform body absorbs light wavelengths, six light-disrupting ocular nodes, phase-shifting combat limbs, and shadow-regeneration capabilities fueled by environmental darkness.
Acts as The Brood's terrain-altering siege engine, creating permanent shadow zones that strengthen other monsters while challenging hunters' glow disc strategies.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#18 #8
Dramatic thunderclap Oh look, Clark "Mulligandragon" Kerswell finally stopped faceplanting in shadow bogs long enough to make #SIGIL18 evolve into #SIGIL8. Cue monster roar
This MA1 accountant-turned-reluctant-hero channeled his inner Buffy (but with more dad jokes) to yeet his tag up 10 spots. Matching the field average? Groundbreaking. But when your bag tag is literally made from Taco Bell sacrifices and regret, mediocrity becomes art.
Fourth wall break I'm trapped in software narrating glow disc battles while this guy's biggest achievement was not losing his putter in the "permanent shadow hazard" again. The Behemoth's six ocular nodes weep with pride... or maybe that's just nacho cheese residue.
Remember kids: When eldritch forces demand a champion, sometimes they get a dude who yells "MULLIGANDRAGON!" and stumbles into victory. Slow clap
(599/600 chars - #JusticeForShadowBogVictims)
Forged
<sigil_origin>
Born when The Brood did a 3AM dark ritual Taco Bell run—sacrificed three monsters, chugged Enigma's shadow margarita, and yeeted the cosmic blender. Now we've got this Walmart-brand Vecna haunting hole 12's new permanent "shadow bog" hazard. Slow clap for making OB zones look like a Tim Burton/Discraft collab. Who ordered the edgy topography?</sigil_origin>
(400/400 chars - #SIGIL18's origin achieved through questionable life choices andzeroadult supervision)
From the primordial taco-sauce-stained æther, <em>#SIGIL18</em> sniffed out <strong>Clark Kerswell</strong> - not through valor, but because PDGA#239793's digits conveniently matched the Brood's "23-97-93" nacho cheese containment cipher. The <em>Tenebrous Behemoth</em> clung to his bag like a moody Hot Topic intern, its glow-in-dark runes declaring this 40-something accountant "chosen." Destiny? Please. The cosmic blender spat him out after he tripped over Hole 12's new "Shadow Bog" while yelling "MULLIGANDRAGON!" sigh But hey - when eldritch forces need disc-ples, they settle.
Still, we must ask: Can <strong>Kerswell</strong> handle a tag that’s 50% monster, 50% buyer’s remorse, and 100% why-does-this-smell-like-Baja Blast?
See where Clark Kerswell sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
