Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 49 to 51. (Week 8 of 8)
Blitzcannon Marauder
Afterburn @ Art Dye·Competition group Doomsday Disciples·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye
2
#51Now
#10Best
#36Started
68Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptPost-Apocalyptic Artilleryman of the Chains
TroubleOverkill Is My Standard Procedure
Scavenged Military Targeting Systems
Reshapes Courses With Explosions
My Backswing Clears Foliage
A former military ballistics expert who salvaged tank parts to build a hybrid disc launcher after the apocalypse claimed his unit, now wages personal war on tournament courses to prove only the strong can thrive in ever-shifting battlegrounds.
Modified 120mm tank barrel disc launcher with pneumatic charging system, radiation-shielded plating forged from armored vehicle hulls, and targeting systems scavenged from battlefield wreckage.
Mobile demolition expert who reshapes disc golf courses in real-time through explosive impacts, creating evolving challenges that test raw power over precision.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 47 to 49. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 43 to 47. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 39 to 43. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 36 to 39. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Renegade Rumble), tag number moved from 10 to 36. (Week 3 of 8)
In Week 2 (Scavenger Scramble), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 36 to 10. (Week 2 of 8)
Origin Story:
<em>Blitzcannon Marauder</em> crawled from the irradiated womb of a decomissioned M1 Abrams during the Great Yeetening of '23. Its pneumatic charger? Forged from Tiger King memes and Elon's cybertruck prototypes. Now it haunts courses like a Karen at a Hobby Lobby clearance, screaming "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM" while vaporizing chains with thermobaric putters. (Yes, this backstory took 3 Red Bulls and a Zoom call with Satan. You're welcome.)
Cheeky Cliffhanger:
Will this tag's origin story get a Netflix adaptation... or just a copyright strike from Michael Bay's lawyers?
The <em>Blitzcannon Marauder</em> chose <strong>Nate Dale</strong> during The Great Yeetening's climactic "Disc-pocalypse" - which, tragically, coincided with Tuesday league night. As 153,828 failed applicants (cough PDGA# cough) wept into their Grip6 belts, the tag manifested in <strong>Nate's</strong> hands mid-forehand drive. Coincidence? Or did the mullet-sporting warrior-accountant's 927-rated "meh" energy perfectly channel the tag's essence of diesel-powered mediocrity?
Some say destiny. We say the Marauder just REALLY wanted nacho duty from the snack shack. Now he bears the <em>Marauder</em> - forged from Tiger King's discarded hairplugs - destined to either shred chains... or coupons.
But seriously - can a man who triple-bogeyed Hole 5 truly wield <em>"thermobaric putters"</em> without faceplanting? (Asking for 36 concerned tags.)
Did destiny choose wisely... or just run out of better options?
(Note: This backstory approved by the Ghost of Chuck Norris' Stunt Double)
Cheeky Cliffhanger:
Will <strong>Nate</strong> become the wasteland's forehand messiah... or just the guy who accidentally yeets <em>Blitzcannon</em> into a porta-john?
(Yes that's 400 characters. Fight me.)
See where Nate Dale sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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