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Calvin Poon
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Voidbound Marionette
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Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill

Mar 29 - May 17, 2025
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#2 Voidbound Marionette
Calvin Poon

Calvin Poon

PDGA Rating 901
Division MP40
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Voidbound Marionette

Origin Story

Forged from the first shadows cast through Professor Hess's temporal rift, these marionettes began as ordinary course maintenance equipment before Enigma infused them with void energy. Each now contains the trapped essence of a disc golfer who challenged The Brood, their free will replaced by glowing puppet strings connected directly to Enigma's cloak.

Properties

Animated wooden figures with shadow-stiched joints and glowing violet eye sockets. Capable of phase-shifting through solid objects when unobserved. Emit a low hum matching the rift's frequency, and can manipulate their razorwire strings to alter course terrain.

Role

Mobile manifestations of The Brood's control over the corrupted course, sabotaging play by rearranging baskets, summoning obstacles, and erecting shadow barriers that disrupt glow disc trajectories.

Tag Details

League Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
Pool The Brood
The Brood

The Brood

The Brood is a mysterious group of disc golfers who have fallen under the sway of the monsters. They work to spread the creatures' dark influence and oppose the Monster Hunters at every turn. Some say The Brood's members have been transformed by the monsters' power, gaining unnatural abilities on the course. They seek to ensure the rift remains open, unleashing more horrors upon Beacon Hill.

"I thought I was seeing things, but deep down, I knew it was real. That moment changed everything for me."
Captain Cassidy "Ace" Zane Enigma, The Shrouded One

Faction Leader

Enigma, The Shrouded One

Little is known about the figure known as Enigma, The Shrouded One. They are always seen wearing a hooded cloak and an expressionless mask. Enigma's disc golf prowess is undeniable, as is their ability to control the very shadows of the course. Some whisper that Enigma is not entirely human, or perhaps never was.

Members

40

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Calvin Poon
Calvin Poon
Week 8 Score: 66 Place: 1
13 hours ago
Origin Story
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