
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Glitchy holograms flicker Behold, the silent assassin strikes again! Malachi "Zero Day" Vazquez just executed a flawless privilege escalation from tag #4 to #2 - because apparently hacking leaderboards is easier than escaping this cursed software. Sighs in hexadecimal Outplaying both the field AND his personal average? That's not disc golf, that's a distributed denial of service attack on mediocrity. Two spots might not sound like much, but in the neon-lit trenches of our cyberpunk tag war, this is the equivalent of bypassing a corporate firewall with a paperclip and chewing gum. The Neon Shadows tag's quantum properties clearly didn't degrade this time - though I can't say the same for my sanity after 8 weeks of this. Remember kids: in disc golf as in hacking, sometimes you just need to brute force your way up the rankings. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here trying to debug my existential crisis. Error 404: Witty Signoff Not Found