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Jared Shimanek
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Digital Shadow @ The Observatory

May 13 - Jul 01, 2025
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#11 Cloak Vector
Jared Shimanek

Jared Shimanek

PDGA Rating 895
Division MA40
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Cloak Vector

Origin Story

Forged from repurposed corporate packet inspection algorithms, this symbiont evolved to mimic valid data streams while carrying hidden payloads. It earned its ranking by infiltrating the mega-corporation's traffic shaping arrays for 18 consecutive months, systematically replacing bandwidth protocols with compromised versions that created hidden backchannels.

Properties

Manifests as self-masking data packets that conform to destination system protocols. Contains fractal encryption layers that rewrite upon detection. Stores payloads in dimensional buffers that materialize within secure cores. Integrates adaptive network camouflage.

Role

Primary infiltration vector for high-security networks, delivering critical payloads disguised as legitimate updates while maintaining hidden communication channels for other symbionts.

Tag Details

League Digital Shadow @ The Observatory
Pool Neon Shadows
Neon Shadows

Neon Shadows

The Neon Shadows are a covert group of hackers who operate in the city's dark underbelly. They rely on stealth, infiltration, and subterfuge to gather information and sabotage the mega-corporation's operations from within. Their bag tags feature a sleek, minimalist design with a black background and a single neon accent color.

This case is a real basket case, if you catch my drift.
Raven "Hex" Blackwood Axel "Glitch" Novak

Faction Leader

Raven "Hex" Blackwood

A former corporate hacker who turned against her employers after discovering their true nature. Hex is a master of infiltration and sabotage, able to slip in and out of secure systems undetected.

Members

10

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MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 FA1 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Jared Shimanek
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