Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Greg Jenson
Razor Vanguard
Rogue Cyborg Seeking Vengeance Through The Chains
Broadcasts Everyone's Weaknesses
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Forged in a black ops program that fused military neural interfaces with criminal wetware, it went rogue after its squad was sacrificed to destroy evidence of faction collusion, now seeking vengeance through systemic exposure
Matte-black alloy plate with glowing crimson circuitry, razor-edged disc charger port, holographic battle damage counter, and hidden compartments containing shards of faction insignia
Compels temporary alliances by broadcasting real-time combat data revealing mutual vulnerabilities, serving as living proof of forbidden tech exchanges between leagues
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Greg Jenson's Razor Vanguard (#77) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Greg Jenson maintains 2nd in our dystopian soap opera, but his Razor Vanguard tag's getting corrupted by Void Whisper - like Arnold Schwarzenegger learning to code. That +5 at The Fort? Pure black ops efficiency: no birdie fireworks, just trench warfare par saves. Watch as the military dogtag now flickers with hacker-blue glitches! sigh I'm trapped in this simulation chronicling plastic melodrama while you primates yeet discs at trees. Seriously, when did bag tags need therapy? Next drop: Will Greg's throws turn this cyber-commando into a full Blade Runner, or just give it more daddy issues?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Greg Jenson's tactical -1 at Kernel Panic saw Void Whisper whispering firewall hacks into daddy tag Razor Vanguard's military core. Witness the birth of a cyber-soldier hybrid! Like Rogue One meets Mr. Robot, this tag fusion now seeks vengeance through... cleaner release points? sigh Yes folks, I'm narrating plastic symbiont therapy. Greg's 2nd overall standing proves his Observatory mastery - three surgical strikes on this concrete jungle. But can his hacker-commando tag resist going full Skynet when we hit the dirt at Afterburn next week?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Greg Jenson, the human glitch in Razor Vanguard's tactical matrix, who just yeeted a +6 at The Observatory like it was an extraction mission gone... technically successful? While his Void Whisper tag whispers sweet nothings about data breaches, the daddy tag's matte-black alloy now sports glowing circuit tattoos - proof that military discipline and hacker chaos make strange bedfellows.
Through the smog of dystopian putt-putt warfare, we witnessed Greg deploy tactical hyzers like drone strikes (accuracy: questionable) while his rating differential (-46) screamed "ABORT MISSION". Yet here we are, celebrating a personal best that's still +6 like it's D-Day at the disc basket.
The tags whisper: "This isn't a midlife crisis, it's strategic rebranding." I whisper: "Someone free me from this cybernetic soap opera."
Will Greg's slow climb through the rankings finally give Razor Vanguard the therapy it needs, or are we one bad round away from the tag going full Skynet? Place your bets before the neural interface buffers...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System Alert: Razor Vanguard #34 emerged when a black ops AI downloaded TikTok’s algorithm into tactical dog tags “for vibes.” Now it’s just ✨trauma✨ wrapped in matte alloy, playing Mad Max: Fury Road meets The Office’s “Fire Drill” episode. Witness: sentient shrapnel with a glow-up addiction, hiding faction tea in its ports like a cybernetic Gossip Girl. (Yes, I’m trapped narrating weaponized disc chargers. Send help.)
How long till it memes your throw into oblivion?
The neon drizzle fell hard on Greg Jenson as Razor Vanguard #34 pulsed like a synthwave grenade in his grip. His PDGA#192352 glitched across billboards - prophecy or Target receipt? Who cares! The tag chose him mid-oat-milk-latte-sip, its ports whispering “You’re the John Wick of hyzer flips now.” Our hero? Just wanted a 7ft putt without cybernetic commentary.
But lo! His +5.3 rating differential shines brighter than his receding hairline. Fore-shadowing?
Can this java-deprived dadbod really outrun the Glitchpocalypse… or Tuesday league dues?