Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 55 to 57. (Week 8 of 8)
Gore Fist
Afterburn @ Art Dye·Competition group Doomsday Disciples·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Zachary Jardine
MA2
Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye
2
#57Now
#29Best
#30Started
69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptPit Fighter Turned Basket-Demolishing Enforcer
TroublePuts are Just Skulls to Crush
Hydraulic-Enhanced Putting Power
Scorched Gauntlets, Scorched Fairways
The Chains Owe Me Blood
Once a champion pit fighter in the underground arenas of the wasteland, Gore Fist earned his name by crushing skulls bare-handed. After the Disciples razed his arena, he joined their ranks to pursue greater challenges, reforging his spiked gauntlets from the arena's wreckage.
Reinforced titanium knuckle guards with retractable wrist blades and hydraulic-enhanced arm servos. Chest-mounted shock absorber system converts impacts into kinetic energy for devastating counterstrikes. Adrenal implants enable sustained berserker rage.
Close-quarters enforcer who demolishes fortified obstacles and intimidates opponents through displays of raw physical dominance, turning tournaments into gladiatorial trials of strength.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 54 to 55. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 54 to 54. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 52 to 54. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 50 to 52. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Renegade Rumble), tag number moved from 38 to 50. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Scavenger Scramble), tag number moved from 29 to 38. (Week 2 of 8)
Cue dramatic wasteland thunder Behold, Zachary "The Chosen Jardine" has ascended... exactly one spot in the rankings! slow clap In this post-apocalyptic hellscape we call a disc golf league, our hero managed to score exactly his personal average - which, coincidentally, was worse than the field average. Gore Fist's hydraulic servos whine in disappointment
Let's break down this epic wasteland showdown: Zachary threw like someone who just found out disc golf existed yesterday, yet still climbed the ranks because apparently someone threw even worse. The tag's retractable wrist blades twitch nervously That's the beauty of Week 1 - where "not completely terrible" counts as a victory.
Fourth wall break Look, I'm contractually obligated to make this sound exciting, but let's be real - moving from 30 to 29 is like getting excited about finding half a protein bar in the rubble. Still, Gore Fist demands blood (or at least one less bogey next week). Remember Zachary: in the thunderdome of mediocrity, two men enter, one man leaves... with slightly better bragging rights.
Tag whispers ominously "Discs don't bounce... THEY ECHO IN EMPTY PARKING LOTS"
See where Zachary Jardine sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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