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Houston Finch
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Rampage Colossus
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Afterburn @ Art Dye

May 10 - Jun 28, 2025
Averaged a 983 rating
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#3 Rampage Colossus
Houston Finch

Houston Finch

PDGA Rating 988
Division MPO
Events Played 22
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Rampage Colossus

Origin Story

A former demolition expert transformed into mutated behemoth by experimental radiation, his body fused with heavy construction machinery during a failed terraforming experiment. Now he wanders the wasteland arenas, reducing reinforced obstacles to rubble with each earth-shaking stride.

Properties

9'4" armored frame fused with tank parts and industrial wreckage. Hydraulic limbs deliver 25-ton impact force capable of shearing steel girders. Radiates intense heat from chest-mounted fusion core that warps metal surfaces. Ground-shaking footfalls destabilize terrain within 30-yard radius.

Role

Uncontrollable force of nature that mid-match transforms courses into evolving demolition sites, testing players' ability to improvise throws through collapsing environments while avoiding his apocalyptic wake.

Tag Details

League Afterburn @ Art Dye
Pool Doomsday Disciples
Doomsday Disciples

Doomsday Disciples

The Doomsday Disciples are a fanatical faction that believes the apocalypse was a necessary cleansing, and seeks to maintain the chaos and destruction of the Afterburn wasteland. They revel in the harshness of the new world, viewing the treacherous courses and brutal competitions as a means to prove their strength and weed out the weak. The Disciples value raw power, unwavering determination, and a merciless approach to their opponents.

In the wasteland, every throw is a battle for survival!
Raven Ironheart Kruger Warmonger

Faction Leader

Kruger Warmonger

Kruger Warmonger is a ruthless and uncompromising leader, feared by allies and enemies alike for his sheer brutality and unwavering dedication to the Disciples' cause. He rose to power through a combination of raw strength, tactical cunning, and a complete lack of mercy for those who stood in his way.

Members

31

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 FA1 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Houston Finch
Houston Finch
Week 1 Score: 50 Place: 3
11 hours ago
Origin Story
16 hours ago