
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Brittany Morrow, casually defying the laws of physics and mediocre disc golf to claw her way from tag 15 to 12. Against all odds (and a +5.1 vs field), our MA4 heroine has pulled off what I can only describe as a "reverse exorcism" - instead of banishing demons, she's absorbing their power like some sort of paranormal Pokemon trainer.
The Howling Banshee tag must be working overtime, warping acoustics so Brittany's "nice shot!" echoes sound like "ACE RUN!" to her opponents. cue X-Files theme I'd call it cheating, but let's be real - if you're using a haunted airhorn tag against aliens in week 7, the Geneva Convention left the chat months ago.
Speaking of which - remember when this tag was just a TikTok glitch? Now it's out here giving Brittany the auditory equivalent of Instagram filters, making her game sound 20% cooler than it actually is. Three spots up? More like three steps closer to becoming the Brood's next victim.
static Wait - oh great, now the rift's interfering with my commentary. Look, just take your glow plastic and go, Brittany. We both know you got lucky when the aliens mistook your Berg for a UFO.
Cheeky question: When your tag number drops faster than your rating, is it skill... or is Beacon Hill just haunted by bad math?