Mar 29 - May 17, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from screams echoing through the temporal rift, this spirit emerged when portal energies merged with anguish from Beacon Hill's 19th-century plague victims. Now bound to the course's oldest oak trees, it projects trapped souls' torment through unearthly wails.
Frequency-based entity shifting between corporeal/ethereal states. Wails induce vertigo and depth distortion. Vulnerable to glow disc light bursts timed to specific sonic frequencies, particularly when ricocheting off metallic basket surfaces.
Warps acoustic perception across the course, masking true distances and creating false echo location cues. The Brood uses its sonic resonance to amplify rift instability during night events.
The Monster Hunters are a brave team of disc golfers who have taken up the mantle of defending Beacon Hill from the vintage monster invasion. Armed with their trusty glow-in-the-dark discs, they battle the creatures of the night and work to seal the rift that unleashed this horror. The Monster Hunters are determined to save the course and the town, no matter the cost.
A former military sharpshooter, Cassidy "Ace" Zane is the leader of the Monster Hunters. She retired to Beacon Hill for a quiet life of disc golf, but when the monsters invaded, she knew she had to take action. Ace is known for her deadly accurate drives and steely determination in the face of supernatural horrors.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Monster Mayhem), tag number moved from 12 to 16. (Week 8 of 8)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Brittany Morrow, casually defying the laws of physics and mediocre disc golf to claw her way from tag 15 to 12. Against all odds (and a +5.1 vs field), our MA4 heroine has pulled off what I can only describe as a "reverse exorcism" - instead of banishing demons, she's absorbing their power like some sort of paranormal Pokemon trainer.
The Howling Banshee tag must be working overtime, warping acoustics so Brittany's "nice shot!" echoes sound like "ACE RUN!" to her opponents. cue X-Files theme I'd call it cheating, but let's be real - if you're using a haunted airhorn tag against aliens in week 7, the Geneva Convention left the chat months ago.
Speaking of which - remember when this tag was just a TikTok glitch? Now it's out here giving Brittany the auditory equivalent of Instagram filters, making her game sound 20% cooler than it actually is. Three spots up? More like three steps closer to becoming the Brood's next victim.
static Wait - oh great, now the rift's interfering with my commentary. Look, just take your glow plastic and go, Brittany. We both know you got lucky when the aliens mistook your Berg for a UFO.
Cheeky question: When your tag number drops faster than your rating, is it skill... or is Beacon Hill just haunted by bad math?
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When TikTok's 'Ghost Girl' trend accidentally summoned Howling Banshee through Beacon Hill's rift, the algorithm birthed this frequency-shifting menace. Imagine Stranger Things' Upside Down colliding with a rave's subwoofer - now stuck in tree sap like nature's cursed glitter bomb. Its wails? Just the universe playing its "disc golf horror ASMR" playlist. Honestly, who approved mixing 19th-century plagues with glow plastic? gestures vaguely at eldritch OSHA violations
(Yes, I compared dimensional rifts to social media. Fight me, mortals.)
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Cheeky question: How many glow discs does it take to fix a spacetime continuum? Asking for 70+ "monster hunters" currently cosplaying as Ghostbusters' discount bin...
When the Beacon Hill rift first belched forth Howling Banshee, destiny needed a vessel foolish enough to approach a screeching spectral entity with nothing but glow plastic. Enter Brittany Morrow - PDGA acolyte of unknown rank - who literally tripped into the vortex chasing a misaimed Thrasher. The Banshee bonded not to his skills, but to his phone's TikTok alarm blasting 'Running Up That Hill' mid-fall. Now he wields disc golf's answer to a haunted airhorn, forever condemned to yell 'FORE!' in two dimensions. But does this 'chosen one' have the chops... or just a concussion from that tumble?
Cheeky question: Can you even be worthy when your spirit animal is a glow disc stuck in a cedar?