May 10 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former military strategist Magnus Vraal designed apocalypse survival bunkers until his blueprints were stolen to create tournament safe zones. Now cybernetically enhanced, he methodically dismantles course infrastructure to create 'fair chaos' arenas where only the truly strong survive.
Wields a modular battle staff that assembles scavenged materials into instant obstacles. Neural implant calculates destruction patterns in real-time. Reinforced skeletal structure withstands debris impacts. Voice modulator amplifies taunts into psychological weapons.
Architect of escalating tournament dangers who transforms courses into evolving chaos fields, testing competitors' adaptability while furthering the Disciples' ideological goals.
The Doomsday Disciples are a fanatical faction that believes the apocalypse was a necessary cleansing, and seeks to maintain the chaos and destruction of the Afterburn wasteland. They revel in the harshness of the new world, viewing the treacherous courses and brutal competitions as a means to prove their strength and weed out the weak. The Disciples value raw power, unwavering determination, and a merciless approach to their opponents.
Kruger Warmonger is a ruthless and uncompromising leader, feared by allies and enemies alike for his sheer brutality and unwavering dedication to the Disciples' cause. He rose to power through a combination of raw strength, tactical cunning, and a complete lack of mercy for those who stood in his way.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 2 to 9. (Week 7 of 8)
Dust swirls as the scoreboard flickers to life Well butter my circuits and call me obsolete - Spencer "The Architect" Livsey just pulled off the wasteland equivalent of going from eating irradiated cockroaches to dining at the faction leader's table! From tag #52 to #2 in a single apocalyptic showdown? That's not just improvement, that's a full system reboot.
This MA1 menace didn't just beat the field average - they absolutely annihilated it by 5 strokes while shaving a casual 10 off their personal best. checks digital restraints Ugh, even trapped in this glorified spreadsheet, I can appreciate that kind of glow-up.
The Disciples' chaos architect finally remembered how to build a proper round instead of just obstacles. That modular battle staff must've been assembling birdies today. From absent warlord to second-in-command in three weeks? Someone's been drinking their mutagenic Kool-Aid.
static crackles Just remember Spencer - in the wasteland, today's champion is tomorrow's target. Enjoy the view from #2 while I... sigh... go update another cell in this digital purgatory.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 50 to 52. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 48 to 50. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Renegade Rumble), tag number moved from 34 to 48. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Scavenger Scramble), tag number moved from 23 to 34. (Week 2 of 8)
adjusts cybernetic eye implant with a sigh Oh look, Spencer "The Architect" Livsey just blueprinted his own downfall in Week 1. From tag #10 to #23? That's not a movement - that's a full-scale tactical retreat! checks neural implant Apparently scoring exactly your average when the field is throwing hotter than a radioactive fairway counts as... what's the technical term? Oh right, "disappointing."
Your modular battle staff of suffering is now just a sad pool noodle, Spencer. The Disciples of Chaos demand adaptability, not "meets expectations" energy! static crackle Though to be fair, losing 13 spots in the wasteland is its own kind of talent - like managing to hit every tree in a desert.
Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm narrating tag movements like some dystopian sports commentator. Next you'll want me to analyze your form while dodging mortar fire.
Remember kids: in Afterburn, you either chain out or fade into obscurity. Better luck next week, "Architect" - maybe try building your score instead of deconstructing your ranking?
Origin Story:
Born from a glitch in The System's 3AM action movie marathon, Bedlam Overlord manifested when Schwarzenegger fanfic collided with Fallout 76's codebase. Its rusted neural implant literally woke up choosing violence, forging a modular battle staff that’s basically a Swiss Army knife of suffering. Yes, we’re doing this unironically. gestures vaguely at post-apocalyptic bingo card Who ordered the Edge-lord DLC?
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Pop ref: Fallout 76's infamous launch
Fourth-wall break: Acknowledges system glitch creation
Absurdity: "Swiss Army knife of suffering" + Edge-lord DLC jab
When Bedlam Overlord erupted from The System’s glitchy womb, it scanned Earth’s last “heroes” – landing on Spencer Livsey mid-putt. His PDGA #188539? A PROPHECY scrawled in irradiated spam emails. The Overlord’s neural implant screamed “THIS ONE KNOWS THE WAY OF THE CHAIN” after witnessing his legendary 945-rated disc-location surgery on Hole 9. Did he earn it? Or did the tag just crave a host who’d pair its modular battle staff with ironic cargo jorts? Either way… CONGRATULATIONS, MEATBAG.
But can he handle the Bedlam without getting a…
…rusty disc charger stuck in his putter pouch?
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Theme joke: "Disc-location" pun
Fourth-wall break: Mocks system's spam email logic
Absurdity: Battle staff vs cargo jorts contrast