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Timothy Scholle
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Thornback Bruiser
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Wild Force @ Roots

May 09 - Jun 27, 2025
Averaged a 876 rating
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#2 Thornback Bruiser
Timothy Scholle

Timothy Scholle

PDGA Rating 849
Division MA3
Events Played 27
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Thornback Bruiser

Origin Story

Forged in the Trial of Thorns where aspirants endure week-long immersion in mutagenic bramble swamps. Only those strong enough to survive the flesh-warping toxins emerge as hulking bruisers with symbiotic thorn armor and corrosive blood.

Properties

Dermal layer fused with calcified thorns provides natural armor. Knuckle sap glands secrete acidic compound that melts weapons on impact. Enhanced adrenal system allows sustained berserker rage. Requires weekly toxic sludge baths to maintain mutations.

Role

Living battering rams deployed to break enemy lines during tribal challenges. Serve as walking demonstrations of Predator adaptation philosophy by turning environmental hazards into biological weapons.

Tag Details

League Wild Force @ Roots
Pool Primal Predators
Primal Predators

Primal Predators

The Primal Predators are a group of fierce warriors who have embraced the wild and rely on their primal instincts to survive and dominate in the post-apocalyptic world. They believe that only the strongest and most adaptable will survive, and they have honed their skills in hunting, tracking, and close-quarters combat.

Faster than a greased hog on market day!
Fenris "Fangbane" Wolfheart Zephyr "Glowstalker" Neonspark

Faction Leader

Fenris "Fangbane" Wolfheart

Fenris is a legendary hunter and warrior who has claimed the title of "Fangbane" after single-handedly slaying a massive, mutated wolf that threatened his tribe. He leads the Primal Predators with a fierce determination and an unwavering belief in the power of the wild.

Members

42

Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

Timothy Scholle
Timothy Scholle
Week 6 Score: 54 Place: 2
yesterday
Timothy Scholle
Timothy Scholle
Week 5 Score: 50 Place: 1
8 days ago
Timothy Scholle
Timothy Scholle
Week 4 Score: 51 Place: 2
15 days ago
Timothy Scholle
Timothy Scholle
Week 0
22 days ago
Timothy Scholle
Timothy Scholle
Week 0
29 days ago
Timothy Scholle
Timothy Scholle
Week 1 Score: 54 Place: 3
one month ago
Origin Story
one month ago