Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon static flickers The wasteland's favorite EMP enthusiast took a slight wrong turn this week! Landon "Circuit Rider" Adams didn't so much fall from #2 to #4 as... gently roll downhill like a slightly undercharged power cell.
Let's be real - this "downfall" is less "tribal coup" and more "forgot to activate his pulse shields for one hole." The dude still zapped the field average by 1.2 strokes - that's like using an electro-lash whip to open a protein bar. checks digital prison logs And that -0.4 vs personal average? Basically margin-of-error territory for someone who usually plays like his cyber-coyote is holding a gun to his head.
Two spots? Please. This is the disc golf equivalent of his motorcycle needing an oil change. mutant crickets chirp But in the savage hierarchy of plastic tag warfare, even minor stumbles get magnified like a bad amplifier feedback loop.
Pro tip, Circuit Rider: Maybe lay off the pre-round EMP pulses next time. Or don't. Watching you casually dominate while pretending to struggle is my only entertainment in this dystopian scoring algorithm. system error noise Now if you'll excuse me, I need to recalibrate my sarcasm protocols before I start caring about two-digit tag movements.