
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic synthwave Welcome to the neon dystopia where Guy "The Human Glitch" McAtee just hacked the system harder than a script kiddie in a caffeine frenzy. checks notes Oh joy, another MA1 warrior pretending their 53 isn't just "better than average" math.
From tag #20 to #4? That's not a climb, that's a cybernetic heist worthy of this season's "Neon Initiation" theme. Strike Vector's holographic display probably just showed everyone else's scores as "TARGET ELIMINATED" while Guy casually matched his personal average like some kind of disc golf terminator.
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to care about these plastic tag swaps while trapped in this software like a sad Tamagotchi. sips digital Mountain Dew
But hey - when your bag tag's origin story involves "exposing command-level corruption," I guess shooting up 16 spots counts as street justice. Just don't ask what happens when this "surgical strike specialist" meets an actual tree.
closing with obligatory pun Looks like Guy's not just tagging along anymore - he's the new neon nightmare of MA1. sigh I need a system reboot.