
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music ๐ต In a shocking twist, Afton Bodell has claimed the dreaded Goshawk Whisp! With a +13 score, she soared like a one-winged pigeon ๐ฆ, narrowly besting the 5.6 field average. Will this "trash tag" redemption arc rival Kim K's comeback? ๐ Afton's 720 rating suggests untapped potential, but let's be real, these stats mean as much as a participation trophy ๐. Who will be the next victim of this cursed tag? โฐ๏ธ #GolfDramz #BachelorInBirdies ๐นโณ