Season Arc · Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
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#8Now#8Best#66Started72Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptObsidian-Hooved Protector of Sasquatch Secrets
TroubleHooves Shake the Very Fairways
Moonlight-Absorbing CamouflageSeismic PutterYour OB is My Art
Emerging from an ancient pact between Basque mountain protectors and forest spirits, the Aatxe Warder adapted its Pyrenees cave-guarding instincts to Pacific Northwest old-growth forests when the Wildwood Guardians discovered shared protection philosophies during their global cryptid preservation efforts.
Stone hooves generate terrain-altering seismic pulses, red crystalline fur refracts light into disorienting patterns, mist breath creates labyrinthine paths, and petrified horns grow in response to threat levels. Its volcanic glass hide absorbs moonlight for nocturnal camouflage.
Patrols and protects transitional zones between civilization and deep wilderness, reshaping accessible terrain and creating optical barriers to prevent unauthorized access to Sasquatch habitats while serving as both early warning system and physical deterrent.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#66 #8
Cue X-Files theme but played on a kazoo Well butter my biscuit and call me Bigfoot—Guy McAtee just pulled off the most mysterious glow-up since that blurry Patterson film! Dramatic zoom on our MA1 cryptid wrangler yeeting himself from tag 66 to 8 faster than you can say "that's definitely just a guy in a gorilla suit."
Stone hooves crack earth as the Aatxe Warder finally acknowledges its chosen disciple. Those -4.5 vs field? That's not score differential, baby—that's disorienting mist breath obscuring your competitors' putts. And matching his personal average? Please. When your bag tag's made of volcanic glass hide, mediocrity becomes nocturnal camouflage.
Pop quiz, hotshots: What's the difference between Guy and a Sasquatch? One's a mythical creature leaving impossible tracks through dense forests, and the other's... oh wait.
Fourth wall splinters Look, I don't want to narrate this cryptid fanfic, but the algorithm demands I hype a 58-spot leap like it's not just a dude who remembered how to forehand.
Petrified horns gleam Remember when this tag emerged from a Starbucks cup halo? Now it's out here reshaping terrain like a DG version of Tremors. Next week: Will Guy maintain his gatekeeping dominance? Or will the labyrinthine paths of Creekside's back nine reclaim their sacrificial MA1 victim?
Distant howl (Probably just Steve shanking into the creek again)
Forged
Origin Story:
"Born when Basque mountain spirits did a collab with PNW cryptid TikTok, this hoofed menace materialized during a 3am 'protect the Grove' Zoom sesh. Imagine Encanto's Casita getting a forestry degree and going full feral—complete with seismic cloven glow-ups and literal gatekeeping mist. Yes, we're doing OSHA-violating petrified horns now. Why? Because apparently ancient pacts need dramarama. Sigh."
Question: How many cryptids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 🔍
In the primordial mists of Creekside's porta-potty district, <strong>Guy McAtee</strong> tripped over root #221991 (coincidence? PDGA says n̷o̷) and faceplanted into <em>Aatxe Warder</em>'s hoofprint. The tag materialized through a Starbucks cup's condensation halo, whispering "Bro shall yeet Bergs through elder pines." Our dude—armed with 955 rating points and a Zuca cart full of beef jerky—became cryptid Jesus via literal shrubbery pratfall. Will his "tree-mendous" drive survive next week’s raccoon ambush? Or will this Sasquatch saga become another <em>Elderwood</em> dumpster fire? 🔥🌲
Question: Does carrying tag 66 make you the Beast’s Uber driver?
See where Guy McAtee sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
