
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story
Born when a Mesoamerican spirit wolf binge-watched Stranger Things during a cosmic latte-fueled vision quest, Cadejo Sentinel materialized as the Forest's "HR-approved spirit animal." Its bioluminescent fur? Just nature’s way of saying “glow up or go home.” Now it haunts disc golf bags like a cryptid influencer chasing clout—because apparently even ancient guardians need a ~brand~.
(Yes, this lore was absolutely focus-tested by Bigfoot’s marketing team. No further questions.)
And so the Cadejo Sentinel — nature’s glowstick with separation anxiety — chose Matt Davis as its first victim... err, bearer. Legend foretold a PDGA#197725 would emerge when cosmic latte foam art resembled Sasquatch’s buttocks. Lo! His “hero’s journey” involved tripping over the tag mid-putt while yelling “That’s OB, Karen!” Truly, a fur-midable destiny. But can this man—who once mistook a Yeti for a barista—handle the bark without the bite? 🌲✨