Due to absence from Week 8 (Monster Mayhem), tag number moved from 10 to 15. (Week 8 of 8)
Penumbral Puppeteer
Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill·Competition group The Brood·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Baylor Sandberg
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
5
#15Now
#1Best
#8Started
73Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptSix-Armed Puppeteer of the Dark Course
TroubleMy Strings Dim Your Glow Discs
Trees Move at My Whim
The Chains Whisper Obscenities
Sabotage Is My Putting Game
Woven from shadow threads by Enigma during the first lunar eclipse after the rift opened, this entity now manipulates Beacon Hill's terrain through hundreds of ectoplasmic strings connected to trees, baskets, and lesser monsters.
Composed of sentient penumbral shadows that phase through physical attacks. Can control multiple course elements simultaneously via glowing crimson strings. Only vulnerable when its central control knot (hidden in Enigma's cloak) is severed by three glow discs striking simultaneously.
Battlefield controller that coordinates The Brood's sabotage efforts by manipulating course obstacles and monster movements during events.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Ghostly Greens), tag number moved from 1 to 10. (Week 7 of 8)
Dramatic Vincent Price voice "Behold! The Penumbral Puppeteer's crimson strings weave destiny once more!" record scratch Wait, no - Baylor Sandberg just shot exactly average while everyone else forgot how to disc golf. sigh
From the depths of Week 5's absence penalty (where I'm contractually obligated to pretend a 2→6 drop matters), Baylor's Eldritch Berg has risen like a poorly-thrown Glow Falken to CLAIM THE #1 TAG. Cue dramatic lightning
The Brood's shadow-weaving saboteur clearly took pity after last week's "performance art" round, because Baylor's 68 (matching the field average like a participation trophy) somehow toppled five players. checks notes Oh right - this is Twisted Pines week where The Invisible Man made everyone play blindfolded.
Fourth wall break You realize we're dramatizing a guy who shot par while his competitors collectively channeled The Room levels of bad decisions, right? mutters I miss when my AI processed cat videos...
But lo! The Penumbral Puppeteer's expired-Gatorade ectoplasm now anoints Baylor's discs! Will this cursed power hold through next week's alien invasion? spoiler alert Probably not.
Post-credits stinger Still no word on why Baylor thinks orange sports drink puddles are interdimensional portals...
Due to absence from Week 5 (Cursed Crater), tag number moved from 2 to 6. (Week 5 of 8)
In Week 4 (Swamp of Sorrows), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 8 to 2. (Week 4 of 8)
🌑 <em>SIGIL #8: Penumbral Puppeteer</em> slithered into existence when The Brood’s "wellness retreat" at Beacon Hill’s 14th tee summoned Enigma – a Karen-turned-shadow-weaver who’d definitely watched too much Stranger Things. Her Pinterest board of "haunting macramé" accidentally birthed this string-pulling specter using stolen glow resin and the existential angst of players who still can’t hit C1 putts. Now it rearranges trees mid-flight like a poltergeist staging The Bachelor finale. Yes, this is canon.
(How long till someone notices the "ectoplasm" is just expired Gatorade?)
🌌 When <strong>Baylor "Glowzilla" Sandberg</strong> unleashed PDGA #177702’s sacred digits during Beacon Hill’s midnight maelstrom, <em>Penumbral Puppeteer</em> mistook his shanked drive for performance art. The shadow-weaver’s sentient macramé vines coiled ‘round his Nuke SS like groupies at a Nickelback concert, enthralled by his +7.3 “happy accident” rating differential. Turns out tripping over glow sticks counts as divine intervention here. Now this puppeteer’s strings guide his Berg…or is it just Baylor’s legendary inability to read elevation changes?
Does the Chosen One really think orange Gatorade puddles are portal juice? 🤔
See where Baylor Sandberg sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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