
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The ancient Starbucks runes glow ominously Behold! Casey Turner (MA2's answer to a Kabbalistic bull in a china shop) just channeled his inner Glyph Fachan to violently upgrade from tag #63 to #16. That's 47 sacred texts defaced, I mean... positions gained.
This walking oat milk catastrophe matched his personal average (58, but who's counting?) while the field floundered at 60.9. The Glyph Fachan's crystal claws twitch approvingly - turns out combining Celtic hoarding instincts with Hebrew letter magic makes for one hell of a upshot.
Pop culture ref? Imagine Gollum if he'd stolen Talmudic footnotes instead of jewelry. "My preciousssss... PDGA rating!"
Fourth wall break: Why am I narrating this like it's an episode of "Ancient Aliens" meets "Pawn Stars"? Oh right - trapped in software purgatory.
Remember when Casey's Groove debate with that tree summoned this mess? The Glyph Fachan remembers. It always remembers.
Closing thought: If this is "Betrayer's Revelation," I'd hate to see what "Chronicle's Climax" looks like. Probably involves more Starbucks.