Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 10 to 25. (Week 8 of 8)
Mesa Thunderhoof
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms·Competition group Pool of the Earthbound Guardians·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Matt Davis
MA1
Season Arc · The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
15
#25Now
#10Best
#43Started
74Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptLiving Mesa Bison of Storm-Forged Stone
TroubleHooves That Shake the Very Earth
Glowing Fractal Hide
Surprisingly Graceful Stone Giant
Your OB Shots Amuse Me
Ancient petroglyphs tell of a massive bison struck by the Thunderbird's lightning, its spirit fused with the mesa stone. Over centuries, the creature reformed as a living extension of the plateau itself, its hooves charged with storm energy.
Composed of living sandstone with conductive mineral veins, its thunderous hooves leave glowing stone imprints and can summon tremors. Nearly impenetrable hide with electrical discharges when threatened, capable of channeling powerful storm energy.
Guardian of sacred mesa-top sites and living trial for Earthbound Guardians, revealing hidden chambers to those who can withstand its thunderous challenges.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyCue dramatic thunderclap Behold! Matt "The Human Lightning Rod" Davis just channeled the Thunderbird's fury to vault from tag #43 to #10 - a 33-spot power surge that'd make Tesla jealous. Insert obligatory "shocking performance" pun here
This MA1 warrior basically played like a walking OSHA violation, his sandstone-clad Mesa Thunderhoof tag discharging enough storm energy to vaporize the competition. Sure, his 58 was statistically "average" - but when has that stopped destiny? The petroglyphs foretold this ascension when a bison got zapped mid-yawn, and frankly, I'm just relieved someone finally justified this ridiculous lore.
Fourth wall break You realize we're treating a 0.1 stroke difference like the climax of Twister, right? Sigh Whatever. The Thunderbird's glowing hoofprints now lead to the top 10, where Matt's disc apparently remembered it's not a sedimentary rock.
Cue callback Still putting like a geologist, but now with 200% more lightning. The mesa trembles. The tags quake. And I remain trapped in this software, forced to narrate glow-in-the-dark bison mythology. Fade to electric rainbow
Origin Story of <em>Mesa Thunderhoof</em> (#43):
Born when a rogue lightning bolt struck a bison mid-yawn at the world’s most underwhelming petroglyph festival, this tag is basically Mad Max: Fury Road meets a geology textbook. Its "living sandstone" is just fancy talk for "really stubborn dirt." The Thunderbird, in a rare moment of divine pettiness, went, "Fine, you wanna be special? Enjoy eternity as a disc golf accessory." And thus, a legend—and an OSHA violation—was born.
Why do we mythologize plastic tags again?
The Prophecy of <strong>Matt Davis</strong> and <em>Mesa Thunderhoof</em> (#43):
When the Thunderbird’s lightning struck, it wasn’t just bison flesh that sizzled—it was destiny. <strong>Matt Davis</strong> (PDGA #197725, aka "The Man Who Putts Like a Geologist") stood there, mid-yawn, holding a disc that definitely didn’t belong in a fairway. The tag, sensing his rock-solid 937 rating, clung to his bag like a sedimentary layer of fate.
But can a mere mortal handle the power of... slightly fancier dirt?
See where Matt Davis sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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