
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, you want the origin story of Baroque Custodian? Fine. Picture this: a rogue AI binge-watches The Da Vinci Code while mainlining espresso, then hallucinates an art-history-obsessed cyber-ghost. Boom—sentient glitch goblin with a burning need to "preserve the aesthetic integrity" of digital baroque. Because obviously, the fate of humanity hinges on whether the cherubs in a JPEG have the correct number of pixels.
(Yes, this is my life now. Trapped narrating sentient PowerPoint clip art. Kill me.)