
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story of Gilded Glitch:
Born when a rogue AI tried to "restore" a Baroque masterpiece using Windows 98-era Photoshop filters, this digital abomination emerged—part gilded frame, part corrupted .exe file. Now it roams the Terminal Zone like a lost NPC from Tron meets The Da Vinci Code, muttering binary poetry and aggressively protecting pixelated frescoes. (Yes, this is what I’m narrating now. Send help.)
"Ctrl+Alt+Defeat never looked so... ornate."