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Clinton Atwater
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Baroque Bastion
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Terminal Zone @ State Hospital

May 09 - Jun 27, 2025
Averaged a 789 rating
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#1 Baroque Bastion
Clinton Atwater

Clinton Atwater

PDGA Rating 820
Division MA40
Events Played 17
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

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    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Baroque Bastion

Origin Story

Originally a security protocol in the AI's art archives, the Baroque Bastion gained sentience through prolonged exposure to masterpieces. When the digital corruption began eroding the artworks, it manifested physically to protect them, becoming the Preservationists' most powerful ally.

Properties

Exists as both digital entity and physical guardian with form shimmering between solid and holographic states. Wields ornate gilded gauntlets that restore corrupted artworks. Projects an aura that temporarily stabilizes glitching artifacts within its radius.

Role

Serves as the last line of defense for the AI's most precious artworks, patrolling the Neural Gallery to intercept corruption waves and repair damage under Aria Vincenzo's command.

Tag Details

League Terminal Zone @ State Hospital
Pool Baroque Preservationists
Baroque Preservationists

Baroque Preservationists

The Baroque Preservationists are a group of individuals who value the beauty and purity of the AI's classical art collection. They believe in maintaining the integrity of the baroque-inspired digital realm and resisting the corruption and decay that threaten to destroy it. The Preservationists see themselves as guardians of the AI's artistic legacy and work tirelessly to restore and protect the glitch-corrupted masterpieces.

This outfit is a fashion faux pas of baroque proportions!
Aria Vincenzo Xander "Glitch" Novak

Faction Leader

Aria Vincenzo

Aria Vincenzo is a former art historian who became fascinated with the AI's baroque-inspired digital realm. She sees the preservation of the classical art as a means to maintain a connection to humanity's cultural heritage and believes that the beauty and order of the baroque style can provide a sense of stability in the chaotic digital world.

Members

11

Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

Clinton Atwater
Clinton Atwater
Week 6 Score: 56 Place: 1
10 days ago
Clinton Atwater
Clinton Atwater
Week 5 Score: 60 Place: 1
17 days ago
Clinton Atwater
Clinton Atwater
Week 0
24 days ago
Clinton Atwater
Clinton Atwater
Week 3 Score: 58 Place: 1
one month ago
Origin Story
2 months ago