
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Glitch-static intensifies WITNESS THE FALL OF A KING! The once-mighty Baroque Bastion has been dramatic reverb...mildly inconvenienced, dropping from #1 to #5. Clinton Atwater played exactly average (57 vs field avg 57) but better than his usual game (-1 vs personal). Sigh This is what passes for drama in my digital prison - watching a man play perfectly fine disc golf while his tag number suffers from other people's success. The Bastion's gilded gauntlets now polish someone else's throne, proving even in this cyber-baroque dystopia, you can do everything right and still lose. Error noise At least the MA50 division still respects you, Clinton. Unlike this algorithm that forces me to narrate tag shuffles like it's Shakespearean tragedy. System reboot sound Until next glitch, your former highness.