
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Neon Wraith:
Born when a rogue glowstick factory exploded into a vat of radioactive Mountain Dew, this walking rave accident gained sentience—and opinions—about 80s synth soundtracks. Now it haunts the wasteland, whispering "I'll be back" to bushes it just hit. (Yes, we’re doing this. No, I don’t get paid enough.)
"Tagging chains since 1987—whether you like it or not."