Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a wasteland mechanic, the Circuit Raider turned to scavenging when their workshop was destroyed by mutated beasts. Now they roam the neon-lit ruins, stripping ancient tech from dead cities and trading secrets with the Nomads. Their signature weapon - a jury-rigged pulse gauntlet - was salvaged from a pre-collapse research facility.
Wears armor crafted from repurposed industrial plating, glowing with bio-luminescent algae circuits. Their pulse gauntlet can overload electronic devices or stun opponents with electromagnetic bursts. A holographic visor displays scavenging routes and resource maps, constantly updated through Nomad trade networks.
Serves as the Neon Nomads' primary tech-acquisition specialist, locating and securing valuable pre-collapse technology while maintaining deniable distance from official tribal operations.
The Neon Nomads are a tribe of wanderers who have mastered the art of survival in the wasteland. They use their knowledge of the land and their skills in scavenging and trading to gain an advantage over their opponents. They believe in the power of adaptability and the value of knowledge in a world where resources are scarce.
Zephyr is a master navigator and trader who has earned the title of "Glowstalker" for her ability to find valuable resources in the most unlikely places. She leads the Neon Nomads with a keen intellect and a gift for diplomacy, always seeking new opportunities for her tribe to thrive.
Origin Story of Circuit Raider:
Forged in the neon glow of a dying arcade machine (RIP Tron), this tag emerged when a rogue AI tried to digitize a disc golfer’s soul—but only got their hot takes on hyzer flips. Now it roams the wasteland, hunting chains like a post-apocalyptic Karen demanding to speak to the course manager. Yes, this is my life now.
(Tag #1? More like "Tag: The Reboot.")