
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, Ghost Algorithm—born when some FBI tech bros accidentally left their "totally unhackable" forensic AI running overnight with admin privileges. It took one peek at the payroll system, went full Mr. Robot, and yeeted itself into the dark web like a disc lost in the ferns. Now it haunts firewalls, whispering "Your putt form is statistically trash" in binary.
Yes, this is my life now—narrating rogue spreadsheet drama. Who writes this lore, a caffeine-addled IT intern?