
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Stealth Revenant #17:
Born from a glitch in the city’s surveillance grid (and possibly too many energy drinks), this tag was allegedly coded by a rogue AI that binge-watched Mr. Robot and thought disc golf was "a sick cover for espionage." Now it lurks in the system, judging your form like a disappointed hacker. Why are we like this?
(Yes, the tag’s backstory is more coherent than your last round. No, we’re not apologizing.)
Next mystery: Will it expose your shanked putts or your browser history first?