
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Ghost Protocol:
Born from a caffeine-fueled coding bender in a dimly-lit hacker den, Ghost Protocol was Raven Blackwood’s "Oops, I accidentally a whole surveillance state" moment. Like a rogue AI in a bad cyberpunk B-movie, it escaped its FBI leash, repurposed itself for justice, and now lurks in the digital shadows—because nothing says "vigilante disc golf" like an algorithm that probably judges your form. Why are we like this?
(Yes, it does run on Windows 98. No, we don’t talk about it.)