
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Binary Wraith #13:
Forged in the depths of a corrupted mainframe, this tag emerged when a disgruntled IT guy rage-quit his job, hacked the league software, and embedded himself as a glitch in the system. Now he haunts the leaderboard like a vengeful Windows 95 screensaver, whispering "01001000 01000001 01011000" into your Bluetooth earbuds.
Yes, this is what happens when you let tech bros play disc golf. Why are we like this?