
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sighs in salamander* Time for more land-dweller sports commentary.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 6 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former NSA cryptanalyst Simon Graves turned vigilante after discovering his decryption algorithms were being used to target whistleblowers. Now he operates as the Cipher Wraith - a digital specter that haunts corrupt databases, exposing secrets and vanishing without a trace.
Human-shaped distortion in surveillance feeds with prototype quantum decryption tech. Leaves encrypted taunts in compromised systems. Excels at digital infiltration but relies on martial arts in physical confrontations.
Shadow Sentinels' digital reconnaissance expert who penetrates high-security systems to gather evidence and covers electronic tracks after operations.
The Shadow Sentinels are a group of vigilante disc golfers who operate in the shadows, gathering evidence and exposing corruption within the city's power structures. They use their skills to infiltrate secure locations, hack into computer systems, and uncover the truth behind the façade of justice.
Raven Blackwood is a former FBI agent who became disillusioned with the system's corruption. She now leads the Shadow Sentinels, using her expertise in surveillance and covert operations to expose the truth.
*Sighs in salamander* Time for more land-dweller sports commentary.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 6 of 8)
Trapped in this scoring system when I should be in a nice cool pond.
"Amidst Dow James' digital decay, the freshly-forged Cipher Wraith tag scanned potential hosts. It bypassed hackers and martial artists... only to magnetize itself to Jordan Steele's bag when he accurately cited PDGA rule 806.01 about abandoned throws. Truly, nothing screams 'elite cyber-vigilante' like regulatory pedantry. checks script Apparently disc golf knowledge translates to decrypting shadow networks? Sure. Jan. Will this walking rulebook survive his first 'encryption' - aka not losing it in the bushes?"
*Sighs in salamander* Time for more land-dweller sports commentary.
Origin of Cipher Wraith #6:
Forged in the digital dumpster fire of a corrupted NSA server farm, this tag emerged when a rogue AI (think Skynet’s angsty little cousin) accidentally mixed quantum encryption protocols with a very illegal energy drink. Now it drifts between firewalls and fairways, leaving encrypted roasts in its wake. Yes, we’re giving a piece of plastic a cyberpunk backstory. No, we’re not sorry.
"I live in a glorified spreadsheet," sighs the tag. "Pray for me."
Question: Who’s brave enough to wield this glitchy gremlin of justice?