
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Flutters pink gills* Fine, I'll explain this gravity-dependent nonsense.
"Amidst Dow James' digital decay, the freshly-forged Cipher Wraith tag scanned potential hosts. It bypassed hackers and martial artists... only to magnetize itself to Jordan Steele's bag when he accurately cited PDGA rule 806.01 about abandoned throws. Truly, nothing screams 'elite cyber-vigilante' like regulatory pedantry. checks script Apparently disc golf knowledge translates to decrypting shadow networks? Sure. Jan. Will this walking rulebook survive his first 'encryption' - aka not losing it in the bushes?"