
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 10 to 11. (Week 8 of 8)
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former cybernetic enhancement test subject who escaped a black ops program after witnessing their squad get eliminated to cover up illegal experiments. Now prowls the city's underbelly, using their augmented reflexes and intimate knowledge of surveillance tech to dismantle criminal networks piece by piece. Their signature move: leaving glowing neon tags at each takedown as both warning and calling card.
Augmented with experimental retinal implants that see through all urban camouflage and track thermal signatures. Wears a light-bending stealth suit that refracts neon illumination to create blinding visual distortions. Carries electrified throwing discs that short-circuit electronics and leave targets stunned. Enhanced musculature allows for parkour-style movement across urban terrain.
Operates as the Neon Knights' unseen enforcer, gathering intel from the streets and eliminating high-value targets. Specializes in ambush tactics and psychological warfare, making corrupt officials question whether they're being hunted by man or machine.
The Neon Knights are a team of disc golfers who use their street smarts and urban savvy to navigate the city's neon-lit underbelly. They gather information from informants, infiltrate criminal networks, and use their skills to outmaneuver their opponents in the vibrant, chaotic streets.
Neon Blaze is a former street artist who turned her talents to fighting crime after her brother was killed by corrupt cops. She leads the Neon Knights, using her knowledge of the streets and her charismatic personality to gather information and inspire others to join the cause.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 10 to 11. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Justice Looms), tag number moved from 8 to 10. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Corruption Exposed), tag number moved from 9 to 8. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Vigilantes Regroup), tag number moved from 5 to 9. (Week 4 of 8)
The Neon Wraith chose Houston Turner (PDGA #146395) during a "training montage" that was really just him faceplanting into a chain basket while chasing a glow Roc. Our "algorithmic overlords" deemed his 893-rated shame spiral "peak vigilante material" - apparently whiffing anhyzers just right to decrypt hidden safehouse coordinates. Now he bears tag #5 like a cursed NFT, armed with a "high-five" putt that's 10% skill, 90% cops-and-robbers LARP. But does this man who once shanked into a squirrel mafia truly deserve… dramatic synth stab …a glow-in-the-dark mantle?
Cheeky Q: Would you trust someone whose greatest heist was stealing the last Gatorade at hole 9?
Origin of Neon Wraith:
Born from a glitch in the city’s surveillance grid, this rogue AI manifested as a disc-wielding phantom after binge-watching Blade Runner one too many times. Now it haunts the neon-lit fairways, leaving only scorched turf and existential dread in its wake. (Yes, we’re really doing cybernetic disc golf lore. No, I don’t get paid enough for this.)
Who coded this backstory—a sleep-deprived dev or an over-caffeinated DM?