
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic noir soundtrack Behold, citizens! Malachi "Static Surge" Vazquez emerges from his tech cave to pull off the heist of the season - swiping 11 positions like he's hacking the mainframe of justice itself! Our cybernetic vigilante played exactly to his average (how predictably efficient), but apparently watching from the shadows for weeks gave him the ultimate scouting report. adjusts neon-lit visor That's right folks, absence makes the bag tag grow... lower? Whatever. While others were busy overthrowing corruption, this man was studying the blade (and by blade I mean his RFID-scrambling Destroyer). sighs in binary I'm contractually obligated to call this "justice served" but we all know it's just the algorithm rewarding participation. Stay vigilant, Lone Wolves - next week's reckoning comes with a side of tag chaos. system crash imminent