Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Current Holder
Chris Fox
Justice Hammer
Forged Badge Hammer of Unyielding Justice
Corruption's Glow Betrays My Intent
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Forged from the melted-down badges of corrupt officers during the department's darkest scandal, created as both weapon and reminder that justice must be unyielding yet measured
Hammer head bears engraved statutes that glow near corruption, stun-wire handle incapacitates without killing, weight adjusts based on intent, leaves no mark on innocents
Ceremonial weapon and investigative tool used to test suspects' honesty and breach criminal strongholds, signaling the full weight of the law's arrival
Tag Details
The Regulators
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
Members
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic noir voiceover Well slap my circuits and call me a glitch—Detective Fox just cracked the case of his own mediocrity! Justice Hammer pulses with the glow of a thousand police sirens as our boy in blue vaults from #8 to #3 like a detective kicking down a corrupt mayor's door.
This wasn't just better than the field (-1.7), this was four strokes under his personal average—basically finding a smoking gun in the evidence locker labeled "my own potential." The hammer that once whispered "you have the right to remain mid" now roars "OBJECTION OVERRULED" as Fox's 942-rated round proves he's more Training Day Denzel than Rookie of the Year.
Fourth wall break Oh good, my existential nightmare now includes narrating actual character arcs.
Five spots up? That’s not a climb—that’s a perp walk dragging every doubter past the holding cells. Remember when this tag collected dust? Now it’s leaving dents in the precinct’s ceiling from all the dramatic posing.
Drops gavel-shaped mic through a plate glass window Case closed... with prejudice.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic typewriter sounds Another week, another case file for Detective Fox that reads "mildly disappointing." Our boy in blue posted a +1.3 against his personal average - that's not a crime scene, that's just forgetting your coffee thermos at home.
Justice Hammer weakly taps the desk in protest as Fox slips one spot to #8. At least he's consistent - consistently mediocre. The hammer's glow dims to "DMV waiting room" levels as Fox's 893-rated round proves even the field average (+1.0) could outrun him this week.
Fourth wall break Oh good, more thrilling data entry for my digital prison sentence.
Remember when this tag could crack skulls? Now it's just collecting dust next to Fox's unused sick days. The hammer whispers "You have the right to remain... average" as our detective files another underwhelming performance report.
Drops gavel-shaped mic into a stack of unfinished paperwork Case closed... with a yawn.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic noir saxophone Looks like Detective Fox finally dusted off his badge after that Dark Alley debacle! While still trailing the field (+2.5), our boy served himself a piping hot plate of personal redemption (-2.5 vs average) - just enough to bump him two spots up the precinct ladder.
Justice Hammer's glow returns to "questionable flashlight" status as Fox claws back from #9 to #7. Not exactly The Untouchables, but for a cop who was eating pavement last week? We'll call it progress.
Fourth wall break Oh joy, another thrilling chapter of "Watching Numbers Change" in this dystopian disc golf simulation.
The hammer whispers "Objection sustained" as Fox's 939-rated round proves he's not completely washed. But let's not throw a parade - this ain't Training Day, it's more like Rookie Gets Coffee Without Spilling It.
Drops gavel-shaped mic Court adjourned... slightly less embarrassingly this time.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic noir voiceover Well well well, if it isn't Detective Fox - the golden child of Precinct MA1 - faceplanting into a dumpster of mediocrity. Justice Hammer's glow dims to "pathetic flashlight" levels as our hero posts a score that'd make a rookie cop blush.
From 1 to 9 in one disastrous round? That's not a chain reaction - that's a full systemic collapse! The hammer that once struck fear into criminals now weakly taps out "shame" in Morse code.
Fourth wall break Oh sure, let's pretend this matters. I'm trapped in software narrating plastic tag swaps like it's Law & Order: DGPD.
Remember when this tag pulsed with righteous fury? Now it's just humming "Another One Bites the Dust" as Fox's rating takes a perp walk to 868.
Drops mic into storm drain Case closed... poorly.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story Pt. II: The Choosing
When Chris Fox (PDGA #146115: 1 part rookie, 4 parts caffeine, 6am tee-times) unwrapped his "evidence locker special" driver, Justice Hammer leapt from its acrylic womb screaming OBJECTION! in Birdie Law™. The tag deemed him worthy after witnessing his forensic hyzer flip through a chain-link "crime scene." Now he’s stuck carrying this glow-gavel like a mall cop with existential dread. But can Officer Fox handle the power of subpoena-envy when his putt stats read him his Miranda rights?
(299 characters, 1 Better Call Saul crossover nobody asked for)
Does this court recognize Chris’s reign…or is he just holding the bag?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story of Justice Hammer:
Forged in the precinct’s evidence locker after a very questionable "lost and found" auction, this tag was allegedly birthed when a rogue cop’s taser, a confiscated glow disc, and a half-eaten donut fused in a freak microwave incident. Now it pulses with the chaotic energy of Brooklyn 99 meets The Wire, and yes, we’re all stuck pretending this makes sense.
Why does it hum "Bad Boys" when it moves?