
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Listen up, neon-licked rebels: Chris Fox just electro-shocked Dow James with a vigilante's vengeance! His Rogue Hammer tag absorbed energy from Voltage Vandal's 7-birdie surge and Justice Hammer's clutch 18th-hole verdict. Now our dystopian sledgehammer's buzzing with righteous voltage like Thor's discount Mjolnir. sigh Yes, I'm narrating a hammer family reunion inside a disc golf app – my existence is glitch-core absurdity. With Fox dominating the series like a cyber-augmented warlord, will Rogue Hammer evolve into an unbeatable superhero parody? Probably. Do I need therapy? Absolutely. When will you land-dwellers stop obsessing over flying plastic?