
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ethereal wailing intensifies Behold! The Rune Banshee - that sentient pile of haunted Scrabble tiles - has finally found its groove with John Petersberger. Like a goth kid discovering eyeliner, John's game has transformed from "meh" to "mystically menacing." Dramatic rune glow
From 53 to 24? That's not improvement - that's a supernatural hostile takeover. The Banshee's wails must've scared his competitors into shanking, because beating your average by 0.0 is hardly "ascension" material. But hey, when your tag is powered by stolen arcane knowledge and Celtic emo energy, who needs skill?
Fourth wall crumbles I can't believe I'm narrating a midlife crisis disguised as a disc golf comeback. At least the Banshee's getting better PR than its origin story - "bound a dying seer to runestones" sounds less like folklore and more like a rejected Supernatural plotline.
Next week: Will John maintain this ghostly advantage, or will the Banshee abandon him for someone who doesn't three-putt? Spoiler: The runes foretell... mediocrity.