
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, you want the tragic backstory of Algorithm Angler? Fine. Picture this: a rogue subroutine in the Matrix River’s code—let’s call it "Skynet’s drunk cousin"—accidentally fused an anglerfish with a sorting algorithm. Now it’s a bioluminescent data-sifter, luring glitches like a Tesla on autopilot. Yes, this is canon. No, I don’t get paid enough to explain why.
Pop Quiz: If the river’s code, does that make this fish… open-source? [sigh] I hate my job.