Due to absence from Week 8 (Paradigm Pond), tag number moved from 1 to 2. (Week 8 of 8)
Protocol Piranha
Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder·Competition group Digital Devotees·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Brian Bowling
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder
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#2Now
#1Best
#1Started
76Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptLiving Firewall of the Digital Currents
TroubleProtocols Override Common Sense
Green Go, Red No
Glitches Give Me Heartburn
Your OB Shocks Me
Protocol Piranha emerged during a major system upgrade when glitches threatened to destabilize the matrix river. The Digital Devotees coded these entities as living firewalls to patrol the digital currents, enforcing system protocols and maintaining order amidst the chaos of evolving code.
Possesses razor-sharp teeth made of compiled code fragments that can parse corrupted data streams. Scales display real-time protocol status indicators, glowing green for compliant data and red for anomalies. Emits low-frequency binary pulses that reinforce system integrity within their patrol radius.
Serves as the matrix river's security enforcer, identifying and neutralizing corrupted data packets and unauthorized code injections to maintain the Digital Devotees' vision of an orderly digital ecosystem.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 4 (Quantum Quarry), tag number moved from 2 to 1. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Firmware Falls), tag number moved from 1 to 2. (Week 3 of 8)
And so the <em>Protocol Piranha</em> swam through the digital currents, its binary teeth glinting with malicious intent—until it spotted <strong>Brian Bowling</strong> (PDGA #267452, because of course we checked). Was it his 816-rated backhand that caught its eye? Or the way he muttered "just one more throw" like a man cursed by the disc golf gods? Either way, the glitchy predator latched on, whispering: "Your form is inefficient... let me optimize you." Now the question remains: Can a man who loses discs in real bushes handle a fish that deletes reality? Stay tuned.
Oh, you want the legend of <em>Protocol Piranha</em>? Buckle up, buttercup. Born during a system update so buggy it made Windows Vista look stable, this binary-biting badass was the Digital Devotees’ Hail Mary—part firewall, part aquatic Terminator. Its sole purpose? To chomp corrupted code like a TikTok trend and enforce order in this glitchy-ass matrix river. Because nothing says “epic fantasy” like IT troubleshooting with fins. Sigh. Are we done here?
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