
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
And so it came to pass that Transcendent Trout, fresh from its existential firmware crisis, needed a vessel—preferably one who wouldn’t question why a digital fish demanded tribute in the form of plastic throws. Enter Britain Best (PDGA #82142, because of course we’re citing credentials for this aquatic melodrama). Legend says the tag “chose” him when he three-putted a 10-footer, creating a glitch in the Matrix—er, river—that perfectly mirrored the trout’s own buffering trauma. A match made in binary heaven.
But let’s be real: was it destiny… or just a guy who took “flow state” too literally? Can he handle the pressure, or will he blue-screen under the weight of piscine expectations? 🎣