Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Adjusts headlamp Well, well, well...looks like Nickel Shard pulled a Houdini! Matt had it last, but they've ghosted the league harder than a Tinder match. 👻 No play in 21 days? In this economy? Guess the siren song of Netflix was too strong. 📺
Dramatically holds up crystal The Echoes foretold this...anticlimactic end. Will our shiny friend find a new hero, or forever haunt the lost and found? ⛳🔍 #GhostTagChronicles #ByeFelicia 😏
Wipes mystical mining dust from ancient camcorder lens 🎥
And so it ends, dear viewers - Robert and Nickel Shard are now bound for eternity! This saga had more ups and downs than Robert's 60.5 average, amirite? 😏 But like a lost Minecraft pickaxe, it's game over. 🪓
gestures at crystalline cavern
In this final ceremony, we honor Robert's whopping TWO rounds of service. They're basically the Frodo of this league, if Frodo gave up halfway to Mordor. 🧙♂️💍
Will their 765 rating be forever etched in the Cavern of Champions? Will their tag gather dust like this absurd storyline?
shrugs and grins at camera
Guess we'll never know, 'cause this epic tale is officially...
dons sunglasses
...tapped out. 😎🏌️♂️
#MicDrop #ThatsAllFolks #BagTagsOutForHarambe 🦍
Adjusts crystal-powered headlamp and peers through the swirling snow
By the sacred singing stones! Young Matt has claimed Nickel Shard under winter's first blanket, and what a tale it tells! That +11 might look like fool's gold compared to the field's 2.9 vein, but I've seen enough fresh prospectors to know - sometimes the roughest ore holds the richest promise!
taps cave wall knowingly
Through the crystalline whispers, I hear Nickel Shard resonating with possibility. Like any good mining claim, it ain't about where you start - it's about working that seam until it yields its treasures! And mark my words, that 739-rated round is just the first chip off a much larger boulder.
holds up glowing crystal
The Echo Chamber tells me this pairing's got potential deeper than the Lower Tungsten Shaft of '86! Keep swinging that disc-pick, Matt - there's richer scores waiting in next week's dig!
cackles and disappears into the snowy shadows
🔥 Bag Tag 10 'Nickel Shard' has found a new home with Robert, but this tag's debut was rockier than a disc hitting bedrock! With a +4 score, Robert's game was more rough gem than diamond in the rough. This bronze-tier tag might be tarnished now, but as we delve deeper into the season's mines, who knows what treasures Robert might unearth next? Remember, every throw is a chance to refine your game and prospect your way to disc golf glory! 💎⛳ #ShineBrightLikeADiamond #FromNickelToGold
In a shimmering twist of fate, Bag Tag #10 emerges as 'Nickel Shard', a tag with a sharp edge and a gleaming personality. As it joins the 'Bingham Creek Anniversary Series' at Bingham Creek, the stage is set for a tale of epic battles and cunning strategies. Who will be the first to wield this tag and etch their name into its metallic essence? Will it be a crafty veteran or a rising star ready to shine? Stay tuned as Nickel Shard embarks on a journey filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few dented discs along the way.
Ah, Bag Tag 10 'Nickel Shard' finds a new companion in Haylee, a fresh face in the league. With a debut score lower than a limbo stick, Haylee's beginning journey with this coveted tag seems rockier than a disc hitting a tree root. Will this be a tale of redemption or a comedy of errors? As the league kicks off with excitement, the stage is set for Nickel Shard to either shine bright like a diamond or fade into obscurity. Will Haylee rise to the occasion and carve their name into the annals of disc golf glory? Only time will tell if this Nickel is truly worth its weight in gold.