
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Behold, mortals! Brady Spinti just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of getting promoted after microwaving fish in the office kitchen - jumping from Thunderbird - Fractal Failure (#36) to Thunderbird - Electric Nepo Baby (#17) despite playing like Thor after a bender in New Asgard. Sigh Yes, I'm contractually obligated to pretend this makes sense.
The stone-skinned monolith's roots clearly malfunctioned while "sensing vibrations" during Brady's +5 strugglefest. Maybe it mistook his shanks for some ancient Morse code? checks notes Nope, just regular bad throws.
And before you ask - no, I don't understand why we're LARPING as if plastic tags are sacred artifacts. muttering I went to journalism school for this?
But hey, when life gives you lemons, apparently the Thunderbird says "here's 19 free tag spots." Will this cursed luck hold at Prismatic Prairie? dramatic sigh Find out next week on "Why Are We Like This?"