Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Current Holder
Johnathan Blanton
Himalayan Pursuer
Yeti-Tracking Disc Golf Reconnaissance Unit
Leaves Triangular Snowshoe Prints Everywhere
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
Born from decades of failed Yeti expeditions, the Himalayan Pursuer emerged as a fusion of indigenous tracking knowledge and modern mountaineering technology. It was first sighted during the 1980 Sino-Nepalese border surveys, where it outlasted entire research teams in the Death Zone while documenting unknown species.
Possesses enhanced cold resistance and oxygen efficiency allowing operation above 8,000 meters indefinitely. Carries modified ice-climbing gear and thermal imaging equipment specifically tuned for cryptid detection. Leaves distinctive triangular snowshoe prints containing microscopic tracking particles.
Patrols inaccessible Himalayan regions to document cryptid activity and deter poachers, serving as the Frostbite Seekers' frontline reconnaissance for Yeti habitats.
Tag Details
Frostbite Seekers
The Frostbite Seekers are a group of relentless adventurers who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth about the Yeti. They believe that the key to unlocking the creature's secrets lies in confronting the harsh Himalayan environment head-on. Armed with state-of-the-art gear and an unyielding determination, they brave the icy terrain, frozen caves, and treacherous crevasses in pursuit of their goal. The Frostbite Seekers are driven by a burning desire to be the first to lay eyes on the legendary beast and reveal its existence to the world.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Eternal Echoes), tag number moved from 20 to 22. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Shivering Summit), tag number moved from 19 to 20. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), tag number moved from 19 to 19. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Whiteout Watcher), tag number moved from 14 to 19. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Shimmering Shrines), tag number moved from 11 to 14. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts thermal imaging equipment while shivering Listen up, you altitude-addled disc flingers! Johnathan Blanton just dragged the Frostbite Nomad up seven spots despite a thoroughly meh performance. Like the Jamaican bobsled team, he's not setting any records, but he's making moves!
And yes, I'm required to mention he left those stupid triangular tracking prints everywhere. rolls eyes while checking oxygen levels
Look, I'm freezing my digital bits off up here in the death zone just to tell you about number swapping. At least the Yeti has fur! Will our intrepid hero maintain his ascent? Will I ever get reassigned to a beach volleyball league? Stay tuned, you wonderful weirdos!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, so this is how I spend eternity—narrating the tragic backstory of Himalayan Pursuer #18, a glorified piece of plastic that thinks it’s Jason Bourne meets the Abominable Snowman. Born when a yeti-obsessed cryptozoologist (read: guy who watched The Mummy too many times) strapped GPS to a snowshoe and called it "cutting-edge." Now it lurks in bags, judging your form like a disappointed ski instructor. Why are we like this?
And so the Himalayan Pursuer #18 emerged from its cryogenic slumber, sniffing the air for a worthy vessel. It found Johnathan Blanton (PDGA #206924—write that down, it’s very important), a man whose form was as unpredictable as a yeti’s wifi signal. Legend says he once three-putted a snowman, which the tag mistook for kinship. Now it clings to his bag like a frostbitten groupie. But can this mere mortal handle the chill of destiny? Or will he crumble like a poorly packed snowball?