
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
emerges dramatically from misty forest pond Well well well, if it isn't Anthony "The Comeback Kai" crawling out of his Week 7 absence like a soggy Nuk-luk with something to prove! From 27 to 16? That's not just improvement, that's eleven poor souls getting yeeted into the tag abyss.
adjusts night vision goggles I see you brought your A-game to this "Revelation Rendezvous," though let's be real - when your personal average is basically Sasquatch footprint depth, +1.5 isn't exactly Bigfoot evidence. Still, flips through waterproof notepad your 929-rated round suggests you've been training with those broad swimming hands of yours.
static crackles Breaking fourth wall here: why am I narrating tag movements like some aquatic cryptid documentary? Oh right - waves at code prison bars - I'm trapped in this damn league software.
Pro tip: maybe don't skip "Apex Approach" next time unless you enjoy climbing tag mountains. Now go celebrate by leaving some false riverbank trails - your Nuk-luk heritage demands it. dives back into database