
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Splashing noises Great, now I'm soaked. Listen up, humans - Anthony Kai just claimed the Nuk-luk Protector tag with all the grace of a seal flopping upstream. And why do we have water-based tags for a sport played on land? wrings out script
Like some discount Aquaman, he's swimming up 17 spots despite a performance that was... well, let's just say Finding Nemo had better navigation. But apparently that's enough to claim water-breathing powers now?
mysterious whispers echo Oh shut up, forest, I'm trying to narrate here! Will our damp disciple master these alleged aquatic abilities? Or should we just install a splash pad on every tee?