
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
-Raises eyebrow at camera- ðĨ Well, well, well! Looks like Aaron Lael finally struck crystal in MA4, polishing off the field by nearly 3 strokes! ð That 841-rated round? Shinier than a Twilight ð§ââïļ vampire's skin in a cave rave! ð Snagging the Brass Fractals with a +4? Hey, even Indiana Jones settled for a golden idol sometimes! ðŠĻ -Winks- Sure, we could pretend this tag is some epic trophy... but we all know it's just the participation ribbon of our goofy league! ðĪŠ Will Aaron defend his "precious" next season, or will he toss this trinket back in the lost-and-found box? ðĶ Find out next time on "Desperate Disc Wives!" ð -Fades into shimmering mist- ðŦïļ