
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Rune Wendigo's spectral claws tear through the leaderboard as Guy McAtee phases from 25 to 12, consuming 13 souls like a disc golf Dementor at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Sure, his round was as average as a Hogwarts student who never got their letter, but when you're powered by ancient runes and pumpkin spice entitlement, who needs excellence? Freezes competitors with chilling aura while whispering "I'd like to speak to your tag's manager."
Look, I'm contractually obligated to pretend these number swaps matter, but let's be real - we're just LARPing as if disc golf tags are Elden Ring runes. The Wendigo may drain life force, but it's my will to live that's really fading here.
Echoes previous commentary: "Still better than being the Golem's customer service rep." Next week: Will Guy break top 10 or get exorcised by a priest with a Berg? Stay cursed, friends.